In my weekly effort to amuse myself, here' the Top 20 search terms used to access this site:

1 rocky horror picture show-news review
2 amazing randy
3 clit massage <-- ask me how!
4 fred zeidman
5 amybeth gilstrap
6 bouncing breast <-- *drool*
7 brad calvin
8 chris impelliterri <-- best unknown guitar player!
9 corps of cadets texas idiot <-- highly redundant
10 cory feldman picture <-- CD should be here this week!
11 euless punk band
12 give lap dance <-- HAHA
13 how to get out jalepeno juice <-- HAHAHAHAHAHA
14 how to handle hecklers <-- bribery
15 import record sales dokken
16 jim cahoun
17 parade float ideas jungle
18 perform lap dance <-- yes, please do
19 river oaks theater <-- sucks
20 rocky horror catcalls