Stupid quiz, I know. But the irony was that the last question asks you which city you'd like to be. The nearest options that pertained to my interests were Dallas and New Orleans, neither of which I care to set foot in again. Nashville is too hokey for me. Las Vegas is too vapid for me. I opted for LA since it's the nearest option I could really identify with, plus I wouldn't be upset if the result of the quiz came back with LA as the answer. Still, kinda shocked I ended up with Dallas, though. I'll take it as a backhanded complement that at least recognizes me as a died-in-the-wool Texan.

Congratulations, you're Dallas, one of the stars of Texas.
What US city are you? Take the quiz by Girlwithagun.

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Congratulations, you're Dallas, one of the stars of Texas.
What US city are you? Take the quiz by Girlwithagun.
We got the same answer? Clearly something's wrong...
I got New Orleans...
I was VERY upset that Houston wasn't a viable result - We're twice the city Dallas is.
Yeah, no crap ... who cares about Dallas? Just cuz they made a freakin TV show based outta there ... sheesh. I have only very few clues as to how the heuristics of that quiz work based on the questions, but I demand a recount.
That you have very few clues is reason enough to demand a recount. We must have the process open and accountable!! Then I can answer every question to get me Hous... oh wait. Crap.
Well, Seattle isn't so bad.
Something rather curious. I got Atlanta. However, they spelled it Altana on the page...
http://www.rampantgecko.com/paradox/atlanta.html
Something rather curious. I got Atlanta. However, they spelled it Altanta on the page...
http://www.rampantgecko.com/paradox/atlanta.html
Altanta? Sounds good. I'm moving to alt.anta.georgia
SEATTLE? SEATTLE? YOU GOT... SEATTLE?
Alex, Alex, Alex... (Shakes head in shame)... How could you get a city in Washington state? I hear they have genuine cold weather up there, and their gun-ownership rate is also disturbingly low, I'm sure. Tsk, tsk...
It gets worse, Owen... I HATE COFFEE!!
but it's wet and drizzly and that fits.
Plus, coincidentally, it's where the first part of my November Novel takes place.