I'm sure I'll have lots to disagree with about this list. Yet, here's Spin's attempt at ranking the metal albums.

They're rolling it out slowly, so I'll hold off on slapping my list on here. One thing is guaranteed, though. There will be no Kid Rock and no Spinal Tap. And while I count myself as a fan of Jack Black's, I will also be leaving Tenacious D off the list. Check back later in the week.