Observations made while watching Moulin Rouge:
1. The hills are alive with the sound of music? WTF??? Is this the right movie???
2. My fast forward button does not work fast enough
3. My loins are alive with the sound of Nicole Kidman's fake orgasm.
4. Why the HELL did he start singing in the middle of that fake orgasm?!?!?!?
5. Enough with the singing already ... blah blah blah ... sing sing sing ... blah blah blah
6. Ya know what this movie lacks? Statler & Waldorf, that's what!
7. Could this movie be any gayer?
8. Screw Flanders
9. Ya know what this movie really lacks? MORE NICOLE KIDMAN!!!!
10.1 Total movie runtime: 127 mnutes - Elapsed time via fast forward: 20 minutes
10.2 Those bastards! They killed Nicole Kidman!!!!!
2 Comments
I wasn't as impressed with it as my female companion was. My failure to give it a "great" (I said "good") rating was actually a source of argument!
But it'll become great if we can use it in our next No-Lyfe Production as planned.
You've been holding out on me, Alex ... time to drag your sorry behind to a Rocky performance. The "performances" are frequently a misnomer, but the comedic material is rich. If your up for the weekend after this, you can even see the Mighty Ulysses in action in Webster. Assuming he's still on for that show.