OK, since I was a lazy bastard that spent all his remaining time on the weekend reading up on PHP & mySQL programming (what can I say, life in the fast lane ... I'm too fast for love, baby), I neglected to do a Rocky Review for this past weekend. So before Uber kicks my rear end all over this earth, I gotta give the man his props for the "I'm a Little Teapot" thing as Eddie. When it comes to non-instrumental or alternate-instrumentation of that role, Uber is in a league of his own. I think only 5 people got that it was an homage to Jim Carrey mocking Vanilla Ice, yet EVERYONE busted a gut and broke out in a mass applause. Sheer genius.
I told David he sucked as Frank, only so that the rest of the time when I told him he was good, it would be more beleivable. For what its worth, he at least made his entrance on time, so way to go David!
Kassi, Brad, Alicia ... pretty automatic group of performers there.
Lindsey did Crim, but her pitch black hair got lost on the screen. I think she would have been a hit if she had a barrister wig on instead. Other than that, she actually did a damn good job with the role.
Everyone else ... let's just say you did well. Obviously, I've either forgotten the performance or I really don't want to hurt your feelings. Since I'm bein such a wuss tonite, here's Jon's effort to tick people off instead (I edited out a few dirty words):
hmm boring day agian, found myself sitting there in Geometry not doing anything or paying attention to her mindless chatter. Everyone is sick, my 2 favorite girls, Stephani and Ashley are BOTH sick, thats kind messed up.. i want to be sick!!! *cries* i hate school!!! =( oh well we dont always get what we want... dont want to go to school, dont want to do work, i want to pass i want to be gone, bah!!! why must i have to go to school, if i dident have to go i would like it SOOO much more. HMMMM well PE is doing me good.. running and getting a great work out, gonna lose some weight and get alittle stronger, yup yup me bets i will, prob said it before but i am saying it agian... now we are running for 3 mins walking for 1 running for 3 and walking for 1 and running for 2... now that dosent seem like to much, but when you are a lazy fat moron like me, well you get my point. Quit the Rocky cast.. i pretty much dont like them, they all hate each other and cant admitt it, i find it funny.. but what do i know??? lol Rocky there is dumb, most of the cast people are a-holes and should be hanged, anyway... Rocky cast you all pretty much suck the only good people are, Mary, Ben, Brad, Jaramie, Kelli, David, Kassi, Uber, Lynda, Jef, (Greg's note .... ya lost me RIGHT there), Steve, Mel and well thats about it, that i can think of now, lets see, lets make a listKarren=Bitchy, Stupid, Bad Rocky-i have back up from Rocky Regulars about the Bad Rocky fact.
Lindsey= Thinks Shes Better Then everyone, Bitchy, Stupid, Lesbian.. lesbians are DUMB!
Amanda= Only Cares About Self, Bad Friend, Only Wants To Lick Lindseys **** (let's just say she wants to lick Lindsey)... ****** "Not so swell" Magenta
Miss Kitty= Thinks shes better then everyone else, Very Snotty... kinda Bitchy, NEVER EVER Cleans the ******* darn theater
Clay= All Around A-HOLE
Thats all i can think of NOW, i prob will think more later, prob even after i am done writing this... love ya Stephani! So You Want To See The Show You Really Dont Have To Be A Ho
Moments like this make me weep for the younger generation.
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Well at least you did not knock the preshow.
Only because I knew you'd steamroll me if I did, Big J ;-)
But now that you mention it, it was thoroughly ... um ... mediocre, I guess. Can't fault ya for picking virgins that don't know how to fake an orgasm (although I'd still do the first one, the hippie-wannabe chick). I mean, who knew you'd pick the only 3 women in the world that couldn't fake an orgasm?
The warning thing at the outset really dampened the mood and the droll monologue didn't do enough to lift the crowd out of their seats. But in the spirit of being constructive, Uber and I did manage to find a suitable replacement for Preshow. It's gonna require $250 plus airfare to get the guy over here, though. I'll post a little something about him tonite.