Well, almost ... sorta. Since the cast itself cannot dare bring itself to update the front page, I took it upon myself to do so. All that need be done is download this file. Save it as index.html, upload it to the site and voila!

Downloading instructions:
Method 1 - Right click, select Save Target As, rename file, upload it from there.
Method 2 - click on link, Right click the page, select View Source, cut and paste source code into existing index page.

Use of this page is hereby transferred to lazy slugs in the THEM cast who would rather whine about the status of their life than act like a grownup. It does not constitute acknowledgement that I am better than any living soul, nor does it represent a trashing of one's emotions.

THEM Update: Myke was kind enough to send a reply to my request for input by the cast. He even followed up my request for a few examples, which I rebutted and explained. While he has yet to respond to that, thus far his actions speak more highly of him than the others in the cast who cannot seemingly discuss the topic without storming off in a huff. Kudos Myke.