1. What is your full Name: Heironymus Merkin
2. What are you listening to right now: Gin Blossoms
3. What was the last thing you ate: nondescript Fast Food
4. If you were a crayon what color would you be: what is this BS?
5. How is the weather right now: present
6. Last person you talked to on the phone: front office
7. Your favorite TV show: Which decade?
8. Do you like the person who sent this to you: The goat business is a bit odd
9. How are you today: Cranky about probable lack of a raise this fiscal year
10. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Coffee or Tea
11. Favorite alcoholic drink: Kahlua and coffee, probably
12. Favorite sports to watch: cats being thrown into the water and swimming (they can, you know)
13. Hair color: too specific
14. Eye color: too specific
15. Do you wear contacts: too specific
16. Siblings: too specific
17. Favorite month: too specific
18. Favorite food: fricasse of squid
19. Last movie you watched: DRACULA: PRINCE OF DARKNESS
20. Favorite day of the year: What is this BS?
21. What time did you go to bed last night? What is this BS?
22. Summer or winter: What is this BS?
23. Hugs or kisses: What is this BS?
24. Chocolate or vanilla: This reminds me of a certain adult film...
25. Do you want your friends to write back: What is this BS?
26. Who is most likely to respond: Jack Straw
27. Who is least likely: Grigory Rasputin
28. What's under your bed: Ammo
29. What books are you reading: Autobio of Isaac Asimov, Vol. 1 - In Memory Yet Green, a database manual, a certification drill book and "Jack's Book - An Oral Biography of Jack Kerouac" by Gifford and Lee
31. Favorite board game: Suicide Bomb-A-Go-Go
32. What did you do last night: Classified
33. Favorite thing to do to pass time: So little time...
34. Can you touch your nose with your tongue: I might be able to touch YOURS with my FIST
35. What inspires you:

OK, that's a big one. Several things come to mind...

Annie Lennox's take on "Waiting In Vain"
Joe Cocker's version of "Watchin' The River Flow"
A good plate of smoked salmon
This kid in Austin
Authors: Early A.E. Van Vogt, Harlan Ellison, Beryl Markham, Ayn Rand, Kate Braverman, Neal Cassady, Cicero, Edward Gibbon, myself
Autobiographers: George Burns, David Niven, Tony Randall, Bob Hope, Fred Pohl

36. Plain, sugared, caramel or salted popcorn: More BS
37. Favorite flower: Either Hibiscus, Ruellia, Green Spider Plant, Joshua Tree or Horsehead Philodendron
38. What I have to do to prepare for my day: Get up, fix breakfast, load the Mossberg 12 ga.