Two events for today and I have to pick ONE ....

Traci Lords appearing at Alamo Drafthouse

- or -

The Hotel Play @ The Axiom

... other events for the weekend:
Friday Midnite - Hedwig [the movie] @ River Oaks
Saturday AM - plot to take over the world
Saturday PM - avoid awkward social encounters
Sunday AM - trick question, this doesn't exist
Sunday PM - Hedwig [the live show] @ Fitzgeralds

Any fellow travellers, RSVP in the comments as some of these may require hitchhiking with appropriate remuneration.