My vague idea for a short film convocation at one of my bases of operations develops thusly so far:

A. It will be more cramped and less fun than Uberfests.
B. Formatting threatens to reduce to this: either
Resolved Choice: A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM
or
BADFILM ROULETTE, in which everyone brings a rotten cinematic effort WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE THE TITLE UNTIL SHOWTIME and a vote is taken as to which is most awful. The winning film is shown and the winner gets a SWELL PRIZE.

Alcohol will no doubt be involved in either event.

To be continued...