After catching the NBA Finals, it would seem the Detroit Pistons are set to close the sale on Tuesday, being up 3-1 at present. This poses a unique opportunity ... a sports championship in a town you know damn well the spawns of Satan will be taking over following a championship. I still remember the year the Tigers won the World Series and the town went to hell. Come Tuesday night, it looks like we're back on.
So here's the last best chance to predict the damage that will be done ...
1. Number of deaths
2. Cars overturned
3. Fires (must be started separately)
4. Amount of property damage done (as filed by insurance claims)
5. Frightened white people
6. Arrests
Go to town with it (as long as its not Detroit)
5 Comments
1) 3
2) 17
3) 8
4) $923,221.08
5) 30 million (this number includes white people all over America that will be frightened by proxy)
6) 51
1. 10
2. 20
3. 2
4. $923,221.09
5. way more than 30 million - again, by proxy
6. 100
1) 5 human deaths. Many more goats and squids sacrificed.
2) 13 cars overturned. 2 flipped back upright by really drunk fans.
3) 4 distinct fires.
4) $1.5 Million property damage.
5) How many white people are in the country? That's my number...
6) 40 arrests. What's to keep the cops from looting and rioting as well?
1 - 22 humans, 1 wildebeest, 2 squids, 5 anteaters
2 - 36 cars overturned (homage to Blues Bros.)
3 - 9 fires
4 - 15 $mil in damage
5 - FWP = #of unarmed liberals + those without personal underground bunkers
6 - 203 arrests, mostly DUI, drunk & disorderly, treason, that kind of thing
Dammit, can't those Motor City idiots do anything right?