Janet Jackson says that she and her breast were used.
The singer who brought us Nipplegate feels that she's the victim of "a plot by conservative forces" in the U.S. according to the Sunday Express of London. "'I was used just to take the attention off what was really going on in the world," Jackson told the paper.
Yeah. That's what happened. *sigh*
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Damn it, Zweibel, how can we get anything done if you keep blowing our cover?? The Secret Conservative Conspiracy To Control Everything was going so well, we even befuddled Hillary a bit a few years ago. The harmonic neo-vibes from Jackson's knockers could have moved a couple hundred fragments out of several asteroid fields and gotten them into the range of Mr. Peabody's Twangulational Combooberator and we could have wiped out most of our aboveground enemies BUT NOOOOOOOOOO.
Warn us before you try to help next time.