Uber asks ... I answer within a reasonable range of acceptability.

By combining video, music, found text, costumes, pageantry, and the power of the human spirit, Me-sci-ah (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Tom Cruise) is a production that can and will change lives, if only you let it. Celebrity, religion, and truth are exposed and examined on a grand scale, merging into a cacophony of personal freedom and energy that you can take with you long after you leave the theater.

Damned if that's not the easiest sales job in the world.