OK, so goats weren't involved. However, just about everything else was. Allie and her hottie friends were fighting off high school buddies and random pervoids from the street all night, and I was attempting to keep track of the action on the SCREEN as well...
I'd seen Clockwork before, but years ago and not on the big screen in awhile. It's not for the squeamish, but assuming you're into sensibilities-assault, it's maybe just the thing. Where else can you get behavior modification with side dishes of knifings, bludgeonings, groin kicks and drugged milk?
The print was old, but it didn't break too many times (just two, I think) and was a different, longer print than I remember from earlier viewings. And I now remember that the guy who played the father was the same guy who was the ghostly bartender in The Shining.
AND in the crowd after the show, an old acquaintance from my Church Of The SubGenius promotional days (don't ask), the artist formerly known as Jay Hova, snuck up behind us and freaked out all concerned. Allie is in the process of NEVER forgiving me for this. Oops.
So all who weren't there suck eggs. Me and Uber rule, as usual, having made it to the larger Starbuck's ON SCHEDULE. And with Allie and her two sidekicks, we stood in line in style. Nyah Nyah Nyah.
