Jeez Louise ... all clownish interests seem to converge on this little ditty:

Dear St. Arnold's Army:

The November voting season may seem like ancient history, but here are three things that deal with voting in some form:

WE ARE SEEKING ANYBODY WITH ANY STATE POLITICAL CONNECTIONS

The Texas Legislature is in their biannual session right now which means if we want any changes to the laws, now is the time to act, and fast! We are looking for anybody that has any connections with any of our state legislatures. Perhaps you work for one, or your wife or husband does, or you have beers with one, or perhaps you have a compromising picture of one with a goat. If you do have any such connections and you would be willing to introduce us, please let us know. The specific law that we would like to see changed is to allow small breweries to have dock sales (the ability to sell packaged beer to go at the brewery). Texas wineries can do it, but breweries cannot. This would especially help with kegs.

Seriously ... did anyone see this convergence of interests ever happening? I don't know whether to be impressed or appalled.