The member of this body entitled "Uber" has recently emitted the desire for me to sing Karaoke songs in his presence.
Call the guys with the butterfly nets.
However, one must note that butterfly-net-swinging ambulance drivers have not prevented this body from convening for various catastrophes in the past. So I propose...
... that if I am whacked enough to sing for clownish cabal members, that the selections from which to choose shall be:
Muffin Man - Frank Zappa
Wind Up Working In A Gas Station - Frank Zappa
Uncle Remus - Frank Zappa
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes - Frank Zappa
Big Leg Emma - Frank Zappa
The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa (would be hard to fill Ray White's main vocalist shoes there, though)
Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy - Zappa/Beefheart/Mothers of Invention
and several command performances like
Paperback Writer (only if Annie Lennox and Chaka Khan were backup singers and the band was the Patti Smith Group ca. 1980
Tammi (the Debby Reynolds number) - backed by the Dead Kennedys
They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Haaa - if Uber learns drums
anything by Allan Sherman, preferably backed by Jews
LA Woman (Billy Idol single edit) with Ray Manzarek on keys
So You Want To Be A Rock And Roll Star - Patti Smith Group version - and with entire group including producer Todd Rundgren reunited
Ups And Downs - Paul Revere and the Raiders reunited
I'll Feel A Whole Lot Better - with Roger McGuinn on electric 12-string
Don't Come Knockin' - the Fats Domino number with Dr. John on keys
Folsom Prison Blues - with Johnny Winter and his metal National dobro lap steel turned up to 11 so you have to yell over him to hear your own monitor feed
... and if somebody from a certain cast can help with the black drag,
"Save The Best For Last" from the closing credits of you-know-what.
