" ...take a walk on the wild side"

(the classic recordings of the Francis E. Dec rants by "Doc on the Roc" of KROQ-FM, Los Angeles; not particuarly work-safe)

This stuff may have been posted here before, but why not again? After all, we here no doubt presume that this is the mental content of all the other participants, except Allie. I recall rant 3 as being the most entertaining.