Wait ... Christina Applegate getting a divorce???

Oh wait ... getting divorced because she's already got a replacement lined up.

Never mind. Queue up the talking robots:

[Cubert, Dwight and Tinny Tim sit around the table, bored. Enter Bender with the TV.]

Bender: (gasping) Guys, guys something's happening on television again.

[He puts the TV on the table and plugs the plug into his ass socket. The TV flickers on just in time for Entertainment And Earth Invasion Tonite. Morbo and Linda sit in the studio. The studio backdrop features flying saucers hovering over the Hollywood sign.]

Morbo [on TV]: Welcome to Entertainment And Earth Invasion Tonite. Across the galaxy my people are completing the mighty space fleet that will exterminate the human race! But first, this news from Tinseltown.

[Footage of Antonio's breakdown appears behind Linda.]

Linda [on TV]: Following Antonio Calculon Jr's breakdown on set, the popular TV show All My Circuits will hold an open casting call for child robots to replace him.

Bender: An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim? Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Tinny Tim: What's that sir?

Bender: That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!

Tinny Tim: You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! [He raises his crutch.] Bravo!

*sigh*