Rudi Lechner's was the site of an appearance by four suspicious persons last evening. Going by the names Wilhelm M. Gaines, Kleinschmidt Burkhalter, Eichmann von Stalag and Col. Wilhelm Klink, these individuals were there to avail themselves of the Wednesday night buffet. The restaurant patrons were bemused by poorly concealed Nazi jokes and other ethnic slurs from these four practically all night; the suspects however fled the premises prior to the arrival of a large black 1936 stretch Mercedes bearing six beefy, foreign-looking types wearing long leather coats, four of which were wearing eye patches.

Various wursts, potato dishes and cabbages were in full effect. A beef goulash was reported by Klink to have been absolutely fantastic. A long beer list was interrogated, and the evening closed with svein Strudelen.

A repeat performance is suspected for either November 8 (beer hall putsch), April 9th (Canaris execution) or June 29th (night of the long knives).