Hello and welcome to Clowncarblog.com. It's a fairly closed system dedicated to the sparkling and witty product of four contributing co-conspirators...

UBER - a restaurant manager and parttime pool hustler, his specialty is cabrito flash-fried via small fuel-air explosion.
ULYSSES ZWEIBEL - The assistant District Attorney of Fred, TX, he also juggles cabbagehead jellyfish. But only during discovery.
THRILLHOUSE - a sound reinforcement tech with a local Political Action Committee, he plans to shortly distribute a PERL module designed to bring the internet to its knees.
RALPHIEBOY - a biographer of Jackie Gleason, George Meteskey and Elwoodius of Ur, he hasn't been published in sixteen years.

Clowncarblog is an outlet for whatever we choose to perpetrate upon each other. And when we tire of annoying each other, we'll switch to annoying you.